What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board