What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.