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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!