April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.