What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.