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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.