A Luigi Board
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Purrgatory.
By long distance.
February... because it has the least number of days
It's a small world after all.
He's a fun guy.
Using a Luigi board!
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Dead people had lives.
