What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

Removed

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable