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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*