What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*