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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.