What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov?

"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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