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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.