Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect