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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.