When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!