When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Getting hit by Rice
It's their knees that go first.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Pokemon Go!
They were just Stalin for time.
Time to buy a new chair.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
He dates his other sister.
The number of the car that hit you.
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
They never expect a ring
She was wearing no turn on red.:
