Nfl Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Wide Receiver Jokes More Wide Receiver Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Pig Skin Jokes More Pig Skin Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.