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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

Peyton Manning Jokes More Peyton Manning Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Young Brother Jokes More Young Brother Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What did Peyton say to his younger brother when he didn't understand him?

Eli5

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.