Nfl Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.