An Aflacco
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
He's really good at swatting.
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
Getting hit by Rice
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
The Jets.
They all have the same PR guy.
Oher's NFL career
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Olive.
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Fish are cool
To keep the pig in one piece.
The punch line.
Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Seeing your ex.
