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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
He's really good at swatting.
It's their knees that go first.
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
Getting hit by Rice
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
The Jets.
They all have the same PR guy.
Oher's NFL career
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Dog have rice.
All the way
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Lettuce Go!
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.
There's 20 of them
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Because Mace Windu nuffin
By watching the noose.
So they can watch the battle
He's not a tight end anymore)