Nfl Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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