What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.