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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What is the best Spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...