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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you