What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!