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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...