Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.