Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?