Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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Because he was a fungi

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Santa Claws

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.