Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.