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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things