Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops