Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.