Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.