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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.