Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.