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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2?

He had trouble integrating