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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.