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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.