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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.