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What shoes do roosters wear?

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.