What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.