Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.