Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.