Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!