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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.