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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!