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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.