Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.