How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him