How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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Brush Limbaugh

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Put sheet music in front of him

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Give him sheet music.

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