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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

Sheet Music Jokes More Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.