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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him