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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him