Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.