Sheet Music Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!