Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends