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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.