Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!