Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain