Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!