Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.