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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.