How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.