How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids