How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!