How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.