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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win