What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!