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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.