What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs