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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.