What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica