What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.