Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"