Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"