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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."