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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"