Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Pick up a penguin

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Igloos it together!

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Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"