What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.