What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!