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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!