Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!