Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!