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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!