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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!