Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

Ransom Jokes More Ransom Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!