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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.