Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!