Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!