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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Ransom Jokes More Ransom Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.