What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?