What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.