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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.