What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!