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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?