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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?