What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?