How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!