How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!