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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.