How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.