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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!