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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.