How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder