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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!