How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What side of a monster has more hair?

The outside!

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder