Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto