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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Poor People Jokes More Poor People Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.