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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Poor People Jokes More Poor People Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.