Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Poor People Jokes More Poor People Jokes

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.