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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.