Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
The Internship
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
A butler.
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Politics
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Midlife crisis