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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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A butler.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing