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What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for