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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Borderlands

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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They only had two cars.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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They only had 2 trucks.