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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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