Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks