Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks