Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.