Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Half a cat

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I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Ayyee essay, where are you going

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.