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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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Steal a chicken

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop