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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"