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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!