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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"