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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!