What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything