What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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A match maiden heaven

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Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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An insti-GATOR!

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A condescending con descending.

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Pop,goes the weasel.

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It was happy hour.

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I'd like a Corona, please.

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The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.