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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.