What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

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Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything