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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything