What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.