Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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