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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.