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Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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