March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Love

March Madness Sale

Love

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

You might also enjoy:

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Snarky Criminal Jokes More Snarky Criminal Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Smug Criminal Jokes More Smug Criminal Jokes

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Fugitive Jokes More Fugitive Jokes

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Snobbish Criminal Jokes More Snobbish Criminal Jokes