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Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Patronize Jokes More Patronize Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Fugitive Jokes More Fugitive Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.