What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.