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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.