What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!