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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor