What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.