What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.