What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers