What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!