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Why did the horse get a DUI?
She had too many maretinis
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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?
A zebra.
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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
Giddy up horsey!
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Why did the horse get a DUI?
She had too many maretinis
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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?
The cigarette.
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