Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis