Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis