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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.