March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Previous Random Joke Next
Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Dui Jokes More Dui Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis