The mirror
You look quite put-together this evening.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
One they've never herbivore.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
Oh questions about the job No I'm good.
Han Double
