Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Sub Woofer Jokes More Sub Woofer Jokes

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub woofer!