Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do you call an underwater dog?

A sub woofer!

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.