Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready