Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.