Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.