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Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."