Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Swat Team Jokes More Swat Team Jokes

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.