They both moust go down in emergency.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
It's always prepared.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
When the chips are down!
They take drastic measures.
First third and emergency.
How long before the rice is ready
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Anything to ease the pain.
The windows milk shake!
We still have drugs!
A Rolls-Royce.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
One clothes please!
Streaky bacon!
