Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "