Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "