Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "