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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "