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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "