How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "