I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Because he was driving her buggy.
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
