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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "