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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "