How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "