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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.