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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.