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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.