Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.