Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Wrap music
A "booquet" of flower.
A Ghost Pepper.
Dork chocolate
Spoopify
College tuition
Im here for the boos.
Let's get sheet-faced!
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Pump kin.
Because everyone was a goblin
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Pump-Kin
The party was for "Wights only."
He ain't have no boo
Booooooo, Booooooo
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
He had to take a sheet.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
It's pump-ken time
Galapaghost Islands.
Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
Because they like to pump kin.
No Gandhi
Pumpkin
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Better grip. Happy Halloween
Pump-kin
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
It gives them an opportunity to.
Tweets.
An amoeboo!
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Happy halloweenie
Lots a candy.
He had "No body " to go with.
Trick-or-tweet!
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Most weddings happen in June.
Still moo.
Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
Robbin Hood
BOOOOZE!
Me: Drunk!
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
He was going as a banana.
Pump kin
Take a snorkel.
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Because they like to pumpkin.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Depressed
Mali-BOO
I'll be Bach.
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
They paint the town dead!
Hijabba the Hut
A ghoul Yule!
I'll be Bach
She identified as pump-kin.
A monascary
Hallowieners!
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
The light's witch!
He didn't have the guts
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Trick-or-trout!
Mash-scara!
Pumpkin.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
It's a charming story.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
Papayas See, you're confused right?
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Oh comb all ye faithful'
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
Because he always brings the boos
They would steal all the boos.
Hobbitat for Humanity
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
