What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!