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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!