What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).