What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).