What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).